that even though I am the ONLY one in my family who does NOT:
1) have a soccer game tomorrow (10, 2, and 4 pm thank-you-very-much)
2) own a pair of Adidas socks that go up to my knees
3) own a pair of Adidas cleats (that hurt if they step on mama's bare toes....)
4) have a crush on Hope Solo
5) have a special soccer ball
...that I am the one who gets the moniker of "Soccer Mom"
Is it the mini-van, I wonder?
But just to keep it real, could I at least be referred to as "She-who-finds-&-washes-all -the-soccer-uniforms-late-Saturday-Night" Mom?
That would be a bit more accurate, seeing that I can't play soccer to save my life.